March 01 , 2010: BEHOLD! The Frightful Fetus returns! Sorry for the delay. Jim was slammed with stuff to do, and then I was in Staten Island for a signing, so we got a little backed up. But everything is smoothing out, slowing down, and getting back on track. And this is a great page to come back with. Why? One word - Carl. I love him. I just can't help it. He's so damn happy all the time. Writing Carl puts a smile on my face. And then seeing Carl makes me even happier. I hope he does the same for you!